




phew guys calm down.
Plz someone send a heart
don’t be shy.
(Source: asmirahajric, via straight-as-a-curly-fry)
and then they went out for beers
(via dareandwriteitdown)
My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success
my life goal is to sneeze with out farting
I think we’re on two different paths in life
(Source: like-ya, via tomato-jellyfish)
i got a lamb today and i named it meryl sheep
wait til I tell meryl sheep she got 7 notes
(via tomato-jellyfish)
I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
(via tomato-jellyfish)
Who robbed the tampon factory?
SOME BLOODY CUNT
are you fucking serious
(via tomato-jellyfish)
(Source: giguana, via actualcanadiansherlockholmes)
If the Imperial March played every time I walked into a room I would feel pretty accomplished
(via starwarsfuckyeah)
(Source: fuckgron, via the-animation-alchemist)
Pencil Drawings of Pokemon by Rocky Hammer.
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