phew guys calm down.
Plz someone send a heart
don’t be shy.
and then they went out for beers
My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success
my life goal is to sneeze with out farting
I think we’re on two different paths in life
i got a lamb today and i named it meryl sheep
wait til I tell meryl sheep she got 7 notes
Bacon, Egg, and Toast Cups
Good morning (:
I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
Who robbed the tampon factory?
SOME BLOODY CUNT
are you fucking serious
If the Imperial March played every time I walked into a room I would feel pretty accomplished
Pencil Drawings of Pokemon by Rocky Hammer.