May 2013
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
genocidertogami:
sings along to anime opening in vaguely japanese sounding gibberish
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
bakerstreetsdoctor:
dark-forest-knight:
dirty-purple-suit:
“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
OH MY GOD
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
2 tags
wartortles:
*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
2 tags
captainmoi:
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
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1 tag
robertpattindone:
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
amoying:
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
egberts:
i dont understand why people on this website get so offended over such dumb things like ????? instead of yelling at somebody for their opinion you could always ignore it???? it is their opinion after all and i dont think its hurting anyone else considering this is just a social networking site
mobiuskleinstein:
thefoxxybenedict:
People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat
Wanna eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay
People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
legolast:
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
b0ngripz:
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
Brooooooo
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
